Jokes

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The best way to see your boss is to access the Internet.
Or...
No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the Internet.

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The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program

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Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place.
So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.

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The longer it takes to download a program the more likely it won't run.

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The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus

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Philington's First Law
If it works, it's production. If it doesn't, it's a test.

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Philington's Second Law
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

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The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get

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p.s.

Murphy works for Microsoft. In fact, he is in charge of their QA
;)